Colorado Technical University

Where can I get career training to be a wet nurse?

I'm thinking about a career change and I think wet nurse is just what I've always wanted without even knowing it. When I'm Obama topless women will be encouraged at all occasions. None of this breast feeding in the bathroom. I mean really, who wants to eat in a bathroom? Mabel B... NO DICE!

Public Comments

1. (Cue the jokes and fantasies about wet nurses....)
2. Go sit in the bathrooms breastfeeding women are banished to and watch.
3. Well, first of all you have to disassociate breasts from being something purely sexual....
4. LOL. You would need to invest into some necessary equipment first. Unless, this is your way of expressing some secret desires for close attention from individuals of your own gender with oral fixation. Otherwise, you are out of luck with the ladies; we don't usually allow your kind into the sanctuary of our bathrooms.
5. Sounds like a good excuse to browse Google all day while playing with your nipples. Good show ^5
6. 1. Go to nursing school 2. Graduate 3. Douse yourself with liquid Tada: Wet nurse!